I just had the most wicked dream in a long time.
- - -
So it starts out in Rob Stark's camp.
I was a ranger that looked like Valla, from D3. Well actually my gear just looked like this:
But I had warglaives!! OH MAN. OH MAN, OH MAN. I didn't use a ranged weapon. I used Mithril (LoTR) warglaives, that apparently killed white walkers.
In my dream, they looked like the warglaives of azzinoth, but they were made out of Mithril, so they were all like light silvery - lol no enchants.
So apparently Talisa, Robb Stark's lady - in my dream, was a leader of a brothel. She was hired by Robb Stark & co. because she was as close to a doctor they could find. Her brothel also were trained to be support nurses.
I was against bringing her from the start. I had a weird feeling like things were going to unfold nastily, but everyone assured me that it was going to be okay - that her "team" was going to be helpful for this group of guys - for more than a few reasons. I had said that her brothel would distract the group from progressing. My vote got veto'ed really fast.
Anyway this group of guys that were there (well part of the army) were ALL my friends. Like Robb Stark and co. were all there, but his right hand men & all the main dudes were all my good friends. Like seriously - ALL of them. Chris was one of Robb Stark's inner circle people and would discuss strategy on their war table. My friends Cinti, Jeff, and Sataya were his Kingsguards. Surprisingly enough, Andy was a Scribe, WITH his alienware computer (LOL YEA WTF?). He would plant his computer in that tent and type up discussed strategy.
So being this sneaky ranger person, I would sneak around to the brothel's tent and listen in on what was going on. I had this OP Illidan skill where I could do this aoe stealth thing. I don't know why I didn't just call it the rogue stealth ability, but in my dream - it was specific to Illidan's stealth ability, lol (don't ask). Talisa was talking about rising to the top becoming Robb Stark's queen, by sleeping her way there - then calling the shots behind the scenes.
This was really discerning so I went to Chris and said, HEY you guys need to do something about this. An argument commenced and EVERYONE seemed to be taking her side (like the moron men they were - no offense, it's a dream). She barged into the tent upset and made clear that she had been sleeping with just about everyone including Chris since December. Her vendetta became strongly clear. She had explained that she sexually went after Chris first - being one of his strategists & manipulated him. She then moved onto the Kingsguards - to have better freedom of access to Rob Stark. Then she moved onto the noblemen to gain their trust - one by one. And last but not least, she went to the scribe, to manipulate his work - the notes he had on their strategies.
I grabbed her by her hair and threw her face against this stone wall, then proceeded to bash her face into my knee. She arose and her face was completely untouched. WTF? Then her eyes (the entire eyeball) started to glow bright blue.
"YOU know not the power of the north!"
Then her true form came out.
Everyone was blown away that she was really a white walker, trying to infiltrate the system. WHY was I the only one that figured out this shit? Because I'm a mother fuckin' ranger demon hunter woman with fucking warglaives, bitch? LOL.
Then everyone who had slept with her, started feeling weird. Their penises started getting cold and ice-like. Then this ice-like feeling spread to the rest of their bodies and they started turning into white walkers themselves. Screams of agony started coming out of the tent and within minutes - the tent was full of white walkers.
So what do you think happened next?
Don't ask, because if i'm a ranger, none of this makes any sense, LOL. It's a dream though!
1) Die by the Sword
2) Battle Shout
3) Berserker Rage
4) Recklessness
5) /target White Walker Talisa, Raging Blow
6) Execute
7) Soysoysoy
I killed EVERYONE. EVERYONE.
I woke up so sad and stoked at the same time of the awesomeness of my dream.
NOW, I have to look up if warriors can actually wield the Warglaives of fucking Azzinoth because NOW I freakin' want them.
THIS is what nerds dream about and it makes me proud to be one.
xo
M
